i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
