I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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