Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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