Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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