But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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