how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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