i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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