Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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