I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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