you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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