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  • 3:08, people quote movies and TV shows all the time. Even in texts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:15pm
  • Dude I would totally let your batmobile inside me if you said that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 10:10am
  • 2:33 is from Ohio, says 2:33.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:32pm
  • Actually, that depends on the context. The batcave as in Adam West as Batman would be pretty fucking cool, but if you were referring to a period of disuse resulting in bats, yeah, that's a mistake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:33pm
  • 3:44 don't call her sweetheart after using retarded in a sentence dickwad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:10am
  • Unless you refereed to your penis as the "bat pole" within the same sentence, it was a mistake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 9:52pm
  • Please don't tell me the person who originally wrote this text is associated with the Mesa State Basketball team...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:13pm
  • Yep. American Dad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:26am
  • They say this on American Dad..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:08pm
  • fuck ya 344 junction is the shit!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:12am
  • Unless your at a costume party and the hot bitch your tryn to get wit is dressed up as batgirl. The whole night every guy was screaming, "lemme get in your batcave"!

    Submitted by diz_guy on Jan 25, 11 at 1:03pm
  • who says 970 is loveland? i live in grand junction thats our area code too... in case you're too retarded to notice that area codes dont vary like zip codes sweetheart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:44am
  • 315 - exactly, so why post it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:06pm
  • Or maybe her vagina is really big and has a huge gaping hole for an entrance...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:15pm
  • nananananananananananananana VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:34am
  • woot. 970. goooo Loveland!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:27pm
  • Yeah, try "the tunnel of love" next time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:51pm
  • 2:33 are you from California?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 1:03am