we're blogging at a bar
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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