I like my sex mixed with concussions.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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