"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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