Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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