RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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