Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
