Pappa wants mamma naked
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
She even gives head with a lisp.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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