Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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