It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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