And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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