Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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