I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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