I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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