Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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