STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
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I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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