How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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