Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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