Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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