Only a mothe r could love this liver
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
