I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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