no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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