So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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