I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
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I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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