I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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