we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
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I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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