You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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