Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Can vaginas get frostbite?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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