GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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