M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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