you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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