I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
God, I missed his penis.
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