Nicole vs. Life
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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