Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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