he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
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Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
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Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
you never un-have a 4some
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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