Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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