she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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