I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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