Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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