Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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