Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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