i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Welp...herpes.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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