I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
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I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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