Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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